One Direction jokes: part One. :)

Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car?

Interviewer: I don't know, why did he sleep under the car?

Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning! :D

Louis: It's funny cause oily sounds like early!!

Louis: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!

Niall: Snowpire.

Interviewer: Nice try, Niall.

Louis: It is in fact NOT snowpire Niall.. its frostbite.

: **Claps**

Louis: See what i did there?

Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede?

Interviewer: I dont know..

Liam: Bacon and leggs.

Louis: Hahaha

Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?

Everyone: …..

Liam: They've got poisonallity..

Louis: HAHAH!! I LIKE THAT ONE!

directionerfromdistrict12:

Liam likes to prank people by putting sugar on them.

(Source: superlouis)